Granddaughter: “Oh, you’ve got a boo-boo on your neck. Does it hurt, Grammy?”
Son: “Ew! That’s gross, Mom.”
Daughter: “Here, Mom … let me show you how to wear a scarf to hide that.”
Grocery store clerk: smirks
Sister: “You go, girl!”
Doctor: “What’s this on your neck?”
Me: “I burned myself with my curling iron.”
I really did burn myself with the curling iron – heh, heh, heh!