Is That a Hickey on Your Neck, Grandma?

Granddaughter:  “Oh, you’ve got a boo-boo on your neck.  Does it hurt, Grammy?”

Son:  “Ew!  That’s gross, Mom.”

Daughter:  “Here, Mom … let me show you how to wear a scarf to hide that.”

Grocery store clerk:   smirks

Sister:  “You go, girl!”

Doctor:  “What’s this on your neck?”

Me:  “I burned myself with my curling iron.”

I really did burn myself with the curling iron – heh, heh, heh!