Constipation – Girls vs Boys


My husband doesn’t understand constipation and why women complain.  His theory:

Girls get constipated when they travel, when they won’t use a public restroom, when they are too embarassed to ask directions to a restroom, when they need to be excused to use a restroom, when they change their diet, when they’re stressed, when they excercise too much, when they exercise too little, when they can’t sleep, when they’re in love, when they have a baby, when they get old.

Boys get constipated and they say, “I’ll crap when I crap” and go play football.

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