The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

Daily Prompt – Most of us have heard the saying, “That’s the best thing since sliced bread!” What do you think is actually the best thing since sliced bread?

Are you kidding?  The best thing since sliced bread is duct tape! I always carry pink and/or zebra-striped duct tape with me:

  • You can tape a duct
  • You can tape your skin together after you’ve sliced your finger while cutting a spaghetti squash in half
  • You can  tape the neckline of your dress in place (and keep your boobs from falling out)
  • You can tape up the headliner in your car
  • You can give yourself a temporary breast lift (yes you can but it hurts like hell to remove the tape!)
  • You can tape someone to a chair
  • You can tape the grip on your tennis racket or golf clubs
  • You can tape your hem up
  • You can tape the sole of your running shoe back on so you can continue your 50 miler (hahahahahaha!)
  • You can wrap tape around your hand – sticky side out –  and use it to remove cat hair
  • You can fold a long piece in half and use as a rope
  • You can repair electrical cords on your camper when you run over them

duct tape

  • You can reseal a bag of potato chips (no one will notice)
  • You can tape an extra car key under your car
  • And, of course, Duct-tape-over-mouth

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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One thought on “The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

  1. Yes, duct tape is so versatile. I have some with peace signs on it. thanks for sharing your love of duct tape. Kindest regards Cheryle. Have you ever watched Red Green? He is a genius with duct tape.

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