My Nobel Award-Winning Idea – Instant Face Lift

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Brainwave.”What’s the best idea you’ve ever had? Regale us with every detail of the idea — the idea itself, where it came to you, and the problem it solved.

OK – tell me this isn’t the best idea ever.

Remember the old-fashioned way to open sardine cans?


So, let’s suppose you could have a miniature sardine can key implanted behind each ear and every birthday you could twist the key 1/4 turn to tighten your facial and neck skin. You could control the amount of tension to turn back the clock a year or ten.   We could put the Hollywood plastic surgeons out of business in no time and save a ton of money on lotions, potions & gimmicks for aging skin.

Possibly a larger key could be implanted somewhere discrete to haul up sagging butts and boobs.  I’m still working on that one.


Categories: Aging Gracefully, Daily Prompt, Health, Humor, Life | Tags: , , , , | 2 Comments

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2 thoughts on “My Nobel Award-Winning Idea – Instant Face Lift

  1. Relax

    A facelift key. I so need one. Please go right ahead and sell that idea to science so it can get started! 😉


  2. in the meantime i’ve heard that sardine oil has rejuvenating affects on aging skin … at the same time you don’t have to worry about people noticing your age lines because no one will want to look at you or be around you …. is that funny? but i SURE do know what you mean …., L HBE


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