In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Brainwave.”What’s the best idea you’ve ever had? Regale us with every detail of the idea — the idea itself, where it came to you, and the problem it solved.
OK – tell me this isn’t the best idea ever.
Remember the old-fashioned way to open sardine cans?
So, let’s suppose you could have a miniature sardine can key implanted behind each ear and every birthday you could twist the key 1/4 turn to tighten your facial and neck skin. You could control the amount of tension to turn back the clock a year or ten. We could put the Hollywood plastic surgeons out of business in no time and save a ton of money on lotions, potions & gimmicks for aging skin.
Possibly a larger key could be implanted somewhere discrete to haul up sagging butts and boobs. I’m still working on that one.
Wander Woman 