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About queenbookworm

I am a mature female adventure junkie often traveling solo. I want to encourage other women to fulfill their dreams even if they have to step out of their comfort zones and go it alone. Do not wait for someone else to make your dreams come true - ever day is an adventure.

To My Little Action Hero: We’ll Take This Journey Together

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Journey.” Tell us about a journey — whether a physical trip you took, or an emotional one.

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From one breath to the next, my heart stopped beating and I had to consciously draw my next breath.  When I answered the phone and heard my daughter say hello, I knew something was desperately wrong.

“Mom, the biopsy was positive.”

The diagnosis is infiltrating mammary carcinoma with lobular features. I was in Michigan and she was in Georgia on April 22 when she received the news on her son’s fifth birthday.  I wasn’t able to hold her or kiss her – we could only cry together over the phone.  But, my girl is an action hero not a cry-baby.

Within 24 hours she met with her surgeon and was told that the cancer is very treatable and slow growing with a proliferation rate of 5%. Something about hormone receptors, estrogen and progesterone. The cancer grows through hormone involvement so she immediately made an appointment with her OB-Gyn doctor to have her IUD removed.

Forty-eight hours after that she’d been in touch with her Georgia Corps Nurse Navigator who is available to answer all her questions and help her through the process of surgery, reconstruction, therapy, insurance, etc. and made an appointment with the oncologist pre-surgery so she would be clear headed and understand treatment options.

By April 25th she had studied all her options and eliminated a lumpectomy followed by five weeks of radiation in favor of a double mastectomy.  She wants the cancer out of her body with no breast tissue left for it to attack in the future.  It sounds radical but you have to know my girl.  She is intelligent, objective, and positive.  She’s extremely proactive and confident.  She talked to all her health care professionals and made an informed, unemotional decision.

Although only 4’10” tall and a size 3, my daughter is a marathoner and is in excellent physical condition.  The downside to that is that she does not have enough tummy fat to be used for immediate reconstruction following the mastectomy surgery.  I volunteered mine but instead she will have tissue expanders inserted until the skin of her breasts until the skin is eventually stretched enough to accept the implants.

She has an adoring, supportive husband and an adorable son.  She will do anything necessary to stay with them and is determined to maintain their active, fun-loving lifestyle. On April 25, she and her friends ran the Dirty Girl Mud Race. I arrived in Atlanta in time to run (walk) the Susan G. Komen 5K with her and her friends on May 9 and we drank margaritas to stupification on Mothers Day.

So, all those who love her will take this journey with her step by loving step.

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“Attack of the Green-Eyed Monster” – Coming to a Theatre Near You

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Green-Eyed Lady.” We all get jealous from time to time — what wakes the green-eyed monster for you?

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When my children … underline my children … are introduced by their father and his wife as “our children”, I go crazy.  My children are the closest I will get to perfection in this lifetime (my personal and objective opinion) and even hinting that another woman is their mom makes me see green.

Don’t get me wrong.  I have tremendous respect and admiration for my ex-husband and his wife.  They are honest, hard-working, respectable and admirable people and they adore my children and my grandchildren.  But, I can’t stand the look of confusion when my kids introduce me as their mother and the response is, “Oh, I thought – – – – – – was your mother!”

Petty?  Yes.  For almost 30 years I have obligingly and, I feel graciously, shared my children with their step-mom because she is a good, kind and generous woman who loves them and they love her.

But, please don’t introduce her as their mother unless you want to watch “The Attack of the Green-Eyed Monster,” coming to a theatre near you.

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I’m Feeling a Little Schmaltzy Today

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “You, the Sandwich.”  If a restaurant were to name something after you, what would it be? Describe it. (Bonus points if you give us a recipe!)

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“Schmaltz” is Yiddish for fat.  Schmaltz herring is caught right before spawning when the fat in the fish is at the maximum. Why does that resonate with me?

Named for me and listed on the menu under appetizers, “Schmaltzy Lady” is actually pickled herring or Jewish sushi. The fat little virgin herrings will be served with crackers and rounds of party rye bread.  You can choose the straight pickled herring or the sour cream version.  You will either love this appetizer or you will curse me.  However, if you order it with a shot of schnapps (or two), you will probably enjoy these yummy, vinegary chunks of raw fish covered with onions and pickling spices.

Oh, you want the recipe?

Herring are found in the North Sea so first you grab your fishing pole and head to Norway …

INGREDIENTS
    • 8 herring fillets
    • 1 sliced onion
    • 1/2 cup olive or sunflower oil, or more to cover the fish
    • 3 allspice seeds
    • 3 peppercorns
    • 1 bay leaf
    • Options:  white wine or wine vinegar or 1 cup of sour cream
PREPARATION
  1. Soak herring in cold water overnight to remove the “fishy” flavor. Slice drained herring into bite-size pieces.
  2. Place in a jar and cover with oil and spices. Close the jar. Refrigerate for 2 to 3 days before eating. This will keep refrigerated up to two weeks. Serve with finely chopped onion or onion slices, lemon and parsley or dill.

NOTE:  Skip the trip to Norway and the prep time and pick up a jar of Vita’s pickled herring in wine sauce or sour cream, grab a box of crackers or a loaf of party rye & a bottle of schnapps and get pickled!

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“Outlaw Blended Families Now!” – Coming to a Bookstore Near You

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Coming To a Bookshelf Near You.” Write a summary of the book you’ve always wanted to write for the back cover of its dust jacket. 

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Why are these people smiling? Could it be Valium?

Critics are raving about the tell-all book, “Outlaw Blended Families Now!” written by wife, mother, step-mother, ex-wife, working woman and all round bitch, Ms L.  The author reveals how a new marriage that involves combining families, although filled with romance, goodwill and the promise of a bright future, can be derailed in short order by children, step-children, ex-spouses, alimony, child support, attorney fees, two sets of parents (and grandparents) for each child, visitation schedules, lack of income, too little time and too many commitments.

Ms L. postulates that if two people truly love each other, they should “suck it up” and raise their own kids before moving into a beautiful, calm and loving marriage thereby avoiding years of anxiety trying to co-mingle funds, kids, school functions, food likes and dislikes, clothing/fashions, teenage dating, schoolwork, cars and driving, after school jobs, college applications and the disparities of  how the other set of parents bribe the kids; i.e., if the step-child receives a new car for his 16th birthday from his mom & step-dad while your child gets a 1993 Chevette with 201,000 miles on it, there’s bound to be ill-will.

Ms L is lobbying for a law forbidding re-marriages if either partner has a child under the age of 18, making allowances for widows and widowers.  She further claims that the stress and anxiety of raising a blended family causes extreme weight gain and ugliness.

Asked if she regrets her second marriage with the addition of two step-children, Ms L snorted, “I wouldn’t change it for the world!”  Why the dichotomy between her advice book and her own life?  “I’m an exceptionally strong willed woman and whenever I got overwhelmed I napped. Keeping a bottle of Scotch in the cabinet above the kitchen stove helped.  Combined families are not for the faint hearted. Now you’ll have to excuse me.  I’m late for my botox appointment and then I’m off to Weight Watchers”.

“A great read.  I couldn’t have thought up a better horror story!”, Steven King.

“Terrific character development.  L’s description of the ex-spouses was superb and her plan for exterminating them was right up my alley,”  Dean Koontz

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My World – Welcome To It

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Your Life, the Book.”  From a famous writer or celebrity, to a WordPress.com blogger or someone close to you — who would you like to be your biographer?

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The only person I can imagine writing my life story would be James Thurber.  His quirky view of humanity, sardonic wit and bizarre characters could do justice to the twists and turns of my world.   A cartoonist, author, journalist, playwright, and celebrated humorist  Thurber was best known for his cartoons and short stories, published mainly in The New Yorker magazine and in his numerous books. thurber2

Who could forget Walter Mitty and his phantasmagorical daydreams?

That’s my life and welcome to it.

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“V” is for What, Why, When and Where

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Fearful Symmetry.” Pick a letter, any letter. Now, write a story, poem, or post in which every line starts with that letter.

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Vot are you doing?

Vy are you doing it?

Ven will you be done doing it?

Vere are you doing it?

Vy am I writing with an eastern European accent?

Ve were told to start every sentence with the same letter and I chose “V”; because this is

Very ridiculous!

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Wanton Woman Full Moon Mania

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “The Full Moon.” When the full moon happens, you turn into a person who’s the opposite of who you normally are. Describe this new you.

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I have trouble sleeping during a full moon.  I arise, I wander.  I turn on my husband’s music – loud, insistent drumming with bizarre electronic melodies.  I dance in the moonlight, shedding clothes and swimming naked while the pool’s shadows coalesce into fearsome underwater shapes. My body moves in unfamiliar supple arches and stretches.  I eat chocolate and drink wine until my head spins and then I turn on all the lights hoping that someone else will awaken.  I wander from room to room, restless.  I sing and talk and read. Then I prowl the neighborhood sure that the lunar light will guide me home.

And when I’m finally exhausted, I sleep and dream of moonlight.

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Love’s Stolen Desires

Midcenturyman's avatarTales From A Midcentury Boy / Growing Up in Michigan

There’s a place upon the hearth  

never bare of lovers hearts with shattered  

madness .. torn desires … love’s broken hearts 

lover’s sadness

gladness flogged to death with sheer 

delight every step along the road of

kindness  …

 but it’s not 

their

concern  …  

…..

I see them now I’ll see them again … 

clutching just beneath the sight of awareness  …

the fruit of their desire …

…..

i see lovers besieged, 

held prisoner in bonds of despair and sorrow, 

false love turned shrapnel,  cruel

intent injurious to the soul 

rotten to the core with usury 

the flesh of stolen gladness taken then  

denied …  

…..

those unstable lovers, 

those usually male forces they

lose  bits of their lives every

single day they

reap the sacrifices made for them …

…..

a bleak reminder to all who 

seek love …

look first before you 

leap for love …..

grab and…

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Didn’t I Lock My Toolbox?

Writing 101 – Day Thirteen: Serially Found  On day four, you wrote a post about losing something. Today’s Prompt: write about finding something.

 

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Instead of its normal annoying humming, the pool pump was whistling at me. I turned off the pump, capped the chlorine container that weighs more than me and wiped off the jug of hydrochloric acid, propped the 12-foot pool broom against the ladder and went in search of my wrench in order to bleed the lines.

I keep the wrench in the pool closet along with the other pool paraphernalia; vacuum, chemicals, net, toys, chemicals, rags.  Makes sense, right?  No wrench.  Oh, crap!  Here we go again.  A five minute job is going to take  forever because someone (my husband) has “borrowed” my wrench.  I checked the tool shed, went into the house and looked through my tool box (silly me), his toolbox (silly me), my quilting studio, kitchen junk drawer(s), and the pantry.

I tried to reconstruct my husband’s movements outdoors.  I looked along the hedge, in the toolshed, around the driveway, the garbage area, near the kayak; no wrench.  Lulled by the whistling of the pool pump, I sat down for a minute on the concrete bench overlooking the water and let my gaze rest on the dock.  Aha! There it is!

Rusted and forlorn, half covered with pine needles, my wrench rested on the dock steps.  “OK”, I thought.  “A little naval jelly will remove that rust in no time”.

The naval jelly is in my tool box … uh oh.

 

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I Can’t Seem to Get the Sleeves Just Right

Writing 101 – Day Nine: Point of View  Today’s Prompt: A man and a woman walk through the park together, holding hands. They pass an old woman sitting on a bench. The old woman is knitting a small, red sweater. The man begins to cry. Write this scene.  Today’s twist: write the scene from three different points of view: from the perspective of the man, then the woman, and finally the old woman.

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“Well, hell’s bells,” thought the old lady as she ripped a row of red yarn from the small sweater she was knitting.  “I added the last ten rows to the wrong sleeve and now the sweater looks like it’s for a small deformed orangutan!”

The young man strolling by with his lady love looked at the old woman who was holding up and studying a ridiculously malformed red sweater.  He dropped his head and his shoulders began to shake.

“What’s wrong, darling?,” asked his concerned amore.

“Look at what that stupid old woman knitted.”  The tears were streaming down his face as he laughed.  “It looks like a red sweater for a small deformed orangutan!”

The indignant young lady exclaimed, “Don’t be so cruel. Are you going to laugh at me when I’m old and can’t do everything perfectly anymore?”

She dropped his hand and walked away.

“What an asshole,” she thought as she walked over to the park bench and sat down next to the old woman.

“Can you help me with this, dear?” asked the confused old lady.  “My daughter and her husband just adopted a baby orangutan and I can’t seem to get the sleeves just right.”

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