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Carry Me Back to Ole Virginny

Daily Prompt:  Carry

 

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Musings of a Muse

The Daily Post:  “Muse”

While trying on bathing suits in a dressing room with a three-way mirror, I discovered that in a previous incarnation I must have been Reuben’s muse.  The 16th century artist apparently loved chubby women.  Hence, the term “Reubenesque”.  My kinda guy.

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My Favorite Profundities

Daily Post:  “Profound”

 

  • Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children.

  • If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.  Then go out and find the person whose life gave them vodka.

  • We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

  • Having a baby can be a scream.

  • If your children write their names in the dust on your furniture, don’t let them put the year.

  • The most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

  • If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him

  • If two people want to get married, get married! As long as it doesn’t scare the horses, do what you want.

  • Never floss with a stranger.

  • If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.

Quotes from Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers; my favorite philosophers.
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My All American Hero Says …

Daily Post:  Quote Me.  Do you have a favorite quote that you return to again and again? What is it, and why does it move you?

“Now you know and knowing is half the battle.”

I have quoted G.I. Joe to my children (ad nauseum), my grandchildren, my husband, my employees and anyone else who says, “I didn’t know that”.  You didn’t know that I can be obnoxious?  Well, now you know and knowing is half the battle.

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Locked in a Room With Nothing

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “1984.” You’re locked in a room with your greatest fear. Describe what’s in the room.

No light.  Darkness so complete that you can’t see even a glimmer of yourself.  You can’t even find the walls to crouch in a corner.  But, you can hear breathing in the room and it seems to be coming from every direction moving closer.  You keep blinking hoping that you will see something, anything.  And then something brushes against your arm.

Gotcha!  Your sphincter muscles and bladder release and the lights go on.

Surprise!  Happy Birthday.Surprise-Party-2

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The Only Thing Missing Is …

In response to The Daily Post’s weekly photo challenge: “Afloat.”

       The first day the pool is warm enough to enjoy.  Wish you were here.

The first day the pool is warm enough to enjoy. Wish you were here.

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Here He Comes to Save the Day, Mighty Mouse is on the Way!

 Daily Prompt – Me Time  What’s your ideal Saturday morning? Are you doing those things this morning? Why not?

 

        Mr. Trouble never hangs around, when he hears this mighty sound,  “Here I come to save the day!” That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way! 

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What could be better than watching Mighty Mouse on Saturday morning and eating dry cereal out of the box?  Tom and Jerry, Heckle and Jeckle, Chip and Dale, Betty Boop, Popeye, the Road Runner, Sky King and Roy Rogers.  Those were happy days.

RoadrunnerMy dad worked out of town.  He arrived home Friday night after our bedtime, so Saturday morning was quiet time until he awoke.  Then there were hugs and kisses, playtime, pancakes and chocolate milk, and lots of surprises.  My sister and I were little spoiled princesses because our mother was dead so we were given the world on the weekend when Daddy was home.

tom and jerrySaturday morning was the prelude to an entire day of pleasure; just Daddy, my sister and me.  We formed our own magical Technicolor universe until Sunday night when he had to catch his plane and we were left alone again with our cold, demanding nanny for another black and white week.

When my children were small the cartoons changed but not the Saturday morning mood.  We’d sit on the floor in front of the tv with pillows and blankets, making forts and playing with Barbies while watching Fraggle Rock, Huckleberry Hound, Josie and the Pussycats, and the Smurfs.  Sometimes our neighbors and their kids would come over to watch cartoons with us.  We’d laugh, talk, play and drink Bloody Marys and chocolate milk.

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This morning I woke up and went for a  walk then came home and did laundry, paid the bills, cleaned the kitchen, chemically treated the toilet and water tanks in the camper and changed the bed linens. “But aren’t you retired?” you ask.

Sure, but for the past six weeks I’ve been traveling and having entirely too much fun with my grandkids (is that possible?), watching cartoons and videos and having adventures, so I had to give up this Saturday morning to get my black and white world back on track.

Now I’ll be free for another month to watch cartoons, eat dry cereal and drink Bloody Marys during my Technicolor Saturday mornings.

 

 

 

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My Hobbit Farewell

Daily Prompt – Last Words.  You have the chance to write one last post on your blog before you stop blogging forever. Write it.

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Farewell,” they cried, “Wherever you fare till your eyries receive you at the journey’s end!” That is the polite thing to say among eagles.

“May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks,” answered Gandalf, who knew the correct reply.”  J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, Or, There and Back Again

Goodbye for now, friends.  Find your eagle and soar!

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